If you like your men eighteen to twenty five, or so, you might want to check out BoyFunk.

The wife & I have and you know, rather enjoy the way it is put together.

To begin with, the prices for membership are reasonable . However, it is the quality of production that sets this site apart from many of the thousands out there. The Owners actually take the time to know their models, and I don’t mean that they diddle them either. That is, in fact, a huge NO on their part, no matter the temptation.

And judging by some of the hunks they have, well, the temptation has to be great. I know it sure would be for the wife, and myself. We both do enjoy the look that these guys have. Not all, but a fair number, like Elijah.

College Invasion Males

Reviewed by: Ian & David

Copyright © 2007 ? All Rights Reserved

Studio : Shane’s World

Starring : Tommy D Caleb Carter Boston Seth Evans Trevor Knight Christian Owen

Well the wife didn’t choose a ‘bareback’ film this time, which is good, but then again maybe not so good. I mean this was definitely a different porn video for me to watch.

It actually had a plot, which naturally they managed to side track with I don’t know, I guess you could call it artsy fartsy crap. Problem is, the added crap, at least one of the two, were actually better than anything else in the video.

The premise is that these guys, supposed college guys, get together and throw a party. Booze is flowing, and sex of course. The whole video is about some moron screaming in a megaphone, then you cut to some sex in the main party room, then they go off to a side bedroom to fuck.

Now the beginning is rather good. A beer keg rolling down, and it was good enough to get the appetite going. Then there is some jerking around in what is obviously a motel room. Some tepid sex but it is more about horseplay than sex, least this part is.

It moved on to the then supposed ‘party’ that again seems to be in some motel suite, rather than say a dorm or whatever. Maybe its in an apartment, who knows or cares, but I can tell you if I lived or was staying there, I’d have the cops there in like 2 minutes. I mean come on, coming in yelling, hooting, hollering, screaming, and then also into a megaphone? I DON’T THINK SO.

There is a bunch of guys standing around, then some yelling that really didn’t make much sense. Couple of Queens shouting, some people standing around, and then suddenly you have a guy sucking on another. Then wham off to the bedroom, to start fucking, after minimal foreplay.

Now here is my biggest bitch about Porn. IT IS BORING! Now I don’t know, but if you are paying say $8 to have this video streamed to your computer for 48 hours, well unless you are real desperate to see sex, it is a total waste of money.

Not only is most Porn boring, but the important details are covered up, or hidden. Like if you really want to see a cock, see the balls dangling, or see the ass spread apart to expose the pink little hole, then that is what the video should be showing. This one does show some of it, though in all honesty, NOT ENOUGH.

Okay, maybe watching guys humping is enough for you, but when it shows the same hands, the same thighs, the same head or hair, and you barely get a glimpse of the cock, well I don’t know, just doesn’t seem worth paying the cash for. Seems rather boring, as well as annoying.

Yes, there are some good shots, but rare. Most of this is loud screaming, then sudden quiet and a contest to see who can hide their cocks better. Hell even the pubes were hidden in some shots, and all you got to see were knuckles. Like that is going to get me horny?

The other thing is that if you sneak off from a room full of yelling screaming drunks, I don’t care what room you go to, you are going to hear that party. You do hear it as they get in, then uh, you can suddenly hear a pin drop, as the background noise is magically gone. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t want to listen to those screaming voices, but I hate it when you have a concept, then ignore it at the crucial moments.

There are moments, when the video works. Only in that you see some okay shots of fucking, a few okay shots of sucking dick, but not a hell of a lot. The cum shots are weak at best, and they just don’t really give you a chance to enjoy them, before the screaming starts again.

Now the difference is that the video cuts out halfway to a supposed ‘blind date’ scenario. The first one was rather good actually and the sex visuals were a damn site better. The wife was close on this one, but opted to wait for more. Unfortunately this first ‘blind date’ was the only redeeming quality of the entire video.

Poor wifey, didn’t get to cum.

I liked the ‘blind date’ format, the dialogue, the humor even, and the sex while a bit too long, was good. The camera captured it nicely, and there was some good angles, and you did get to see cock, ass, and that makes for good porn.

However, the second episode was lack lustre. The actors were not good, and the set up was not like the first. It was devoid of any real set up, any real humor too. It was just too rehearsed, too obvious. Then too, the actors chosen were not what I would call stellar or attractive either. The by-play was just not there, and I found it rather catty.

The sex was pitiful. It totally lacked the clarity seen in the first episode, and it didn’t turn me on. I noticed too, the wife went a bit limp watching it, and that is not a good sign.

Now, you can watch College Invasion Males HERE. It is available by the scene, you will have to use your Pay Per Minute package to do that, or you can rent the video to stream to your computer, and you get 48 hours to enjoy it. Or you can download it for 7 or 30 days of viewing.

However, I really don’t think you will want to see it more than once, and even that might be pushing my luck. I mean I do get a commission, so bottom line, PASS.

In looking at the scenes, I think Scene 3 is the first episode of the ‘blind date’ but I am not sure. So don’t get mad if you rent that and find out it isn’t. They don’t really give you much to go on, when discussing the scenes available.

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French Fuckers

Reviewed by: Ian & David

Copyright © 2007 ? All Rights Reserved

Studio : Barry Gold

Another choice by the wife here, and surprise, it really isn’t a total dog of a movie. I mean it isn’t what I’d call great, and the actors in it weren’t the ‘A list’ of Porn Stars either, though a couple looked okay, sort of.

It is a French Flick, and there is dialogue in the various scenes, some rather extensive exchanges too, but alas, NO SUB TITLES. So if you know French well, then okay, if not you are going to be left wondering. I kind of wished I knew French better so I could have figured out some of the comments, because it did kind of appear to be interesting.

There is a semi theme to the video as well. That is also what sort of makes this an okay film. I mean it is your typical Porn, but not totally devoid of a proposed plot line. What it is, well, good question. Maybe if I knew what the dialogue was I could answer that. (hint to foreign language producers – ADD SUBTITLES)

It isn’t based in your ordinary porn settings either. I mean not in a bed, not in some bushes. It is in a bar, a bathhouse, and a dirty book store. Now I don’t know, maybe there is a lot of people who have such fantasies, about doing it in public establishments like a boutique or something, but frankly not me. Still, if that’s your thing, then French Fuckers is a flick for you.

They recycle the actors as well. I mean you will see them in one scene, then suddenly you realize they are in another scene you are watching. Not sure if that is simply keeping model costs down, or just a lack of talent. Now one or two of them weren’t bad looking, but I don’t know, not what I would actually call hot twinks.

It is different I think because the camera angles change quite often, and no, it isn’t a smooth transition. I mean one minute they are kissing, fully dressed, then suddenly they are naked with one sucking the other. A rather quick jolt, no real build up or even flow from action to action. But hey this is PORN, remember?

The sucking, rimming, and fucking is all rather standard. However what isn’t, is that you don’t have to spend ages waiting for the action to move along or for the camera angles to change. They are always changing, and in my mind, bit too much. I mean some of the action is barely noticeable before you are whisked off to some new sex act.

At times, you blink you miss. I mean I really have no idea which cock was whose, or even if it was uncut or not. Okay, one I noticed was uncut, but as for the rest, well not all that easy to tell. The camera views were not the best, but not the worst either. The wife seemed to enjoy it, so I guess it was doing its job.

The rimming wasn’t the best, by far not the best, but better than some I have seen being shown. The anal scenes were, well boring for the most part. Least the angles kept changing, but these guys looked so bored most of the time. It was hard for me to get into the video, I mean everyone looked so dull. Even the moans or cries were not enough to wake me up in spots.

There is music, rather muted for the most part. So that was good, and the moans weren’t totally over the top either, another plus for the video. If only they had some hot studs.

Some of the scenes had a long build up to the sex, others were like flutter the eyelids and there they were fucking. The blow jobs weren’t what I’d call expertly done either. Just sort of lips around a cock, some slurping sounds and some shots of a cock going in and out of a person’s mouth. Nothing to write home about.

Now, the money shots, the cum scenes. Well again, a lot of hit and miss here. A couple of facials were shown, and they weren’t all that bad. Again not great, but sure as hell better than others I have watched. Not everyone cums either, which is different in porn. I mean one shoots his load, then wham, you are watching a new scene entirely.

I would say that the edit of this movie was done with low light, and low attention span. Once done, it wasn’t reviewed either. Like one scene you get them going, then suddenly you are watching the opening of the scene again. Not great, but it did wake me up a bit. Naturally the wife didn’t care, he was too busy stroking his own dick. He is a horny bitch, but you know, it was different enough that I actually did watch it all.

The hot tub scene was a bit noisy, and I don’t know. You watch a video of twinks, then suddenly you have two muscle types in the shot, along with twinks. Just didn’t feel right, and then when they started to switch back and forth, it got a bit confusing. Still, not bad footage of cocks, balls, and ass.

I guess that is what you rent these videos for.

Now what has me a bit surprised, is that with over Five Pay Per View companies, I can’t find this one listed at any of them. Now that says a lot to me. Means that there are so many Porn Videos that it is hard to carry them all. So if you want to watch this one, well I am afraid you’ll have to check your video store. I don’t have it in my Pay Per View. So maybe you’ll try something else?

I rate this video at about a 3.

Mostly I think because the wife did enjoy it, and it was different enough to not make wish for the end to come like some of the other turkey’s the wife has selected. It was okay, the porn quotient is there, so its passable for a good wank or two.