Skateboard Sliders 3

Reviewed by: Ian & David

Copyright © 2007 ? All Rights Reserved

Studio : Tribal Pulse

Stars : Kaleb Hayes, Hans Ebson, Sam Dixon, Cody Scott, Johnny Doom, Xavier (b), Tony Alvarez, Ollie Kicks, Drew Peters, Tiger (b), Lark Larson, Tommy Hawk, Coby Kincade

I swear, next week I am going with the wife to pick out a video to watch, because I would really, and I do mean really, like to watch something that doesn’t piss me off. I really don’t get the ‘Religious Right’ and their objection to porn movies, because frankly I don’t see how any of what I am watching excite anyone, let alone lead them into a path of sexual perversion.

You would assume, that a flick about Skateboarders would at least have some nice looking, buff twinks. Not in this flick. Hell the last scene had to have 40 something actors. If they weren’t, well, then boy do they need to see a hair specialist about some transplants. I mean talk about bald spots!

Like most North American Porn, there is no plot, no acting, no real set up either. While the video made an attempt at one, they should have simply passed on it. It truly was pathetic, uninspiring and frankly annoying.

There are some good points, I suppose. One of them being that they use condoms. I know, some prefer condom less sex, but in this day and age, Condoms just make sense. Point two, the blow jobs weren’t bad.

And there ends the good points.

There was even an attempt at some Dildo Play, but uh, well you got see some of it going in, and that was it. I mean seriously, you see this white shaft, with most already in, and then the whole thing is covered up with the dude trying to stuff is limp dick in while the dildo is there. You never do see the dildo again either. Makes you wonder, did it fall out, or get swallowed up inside the guys ass?

I have seen bored people before, but not like these guys, and that is with their cocks in someone’s ass. I mean their expressions, in the first scene, didn’t vary one bit. It didn’t matter if they were being sucked, stroked, played with, fucking, nothing. They had the same dull blank expression on their faces.

The slurping noises in the first scene were so bad, so loud, that we turned the sound off. Now ever watch lifeless guys fucking and have no sound? BORING! What was worse was the occasional twang of music thrown in, in spots that is. We did turn the volume up a tad, just in case. The dialogue was uh absent, and you gotta wonder why they bothered with giving you a language choice at the beginning. I mean there sure as hell wasn’t much in the entire video, and what there was, well it was incoherent and barely audible.

This video is available in my online video theatre #2, and if you are really desperate, you can Rent It Here. I wouldn’t though, I’d pick something else out, unless you are really desperate.

The Blow Jobs, sucking action, was okay. You got to see the cocks pretty good, and the balls. So if you like to get off watching guys being sucked off, then I suppose this will do the trick. However, if you like to see good fucking, and I mean see it, then forget this movie.

What you get is a lot of hips, thighs, legs in the air and butts. There are some shots of the cock penetrating, that I guess you could say were okay. However, most of the fucking shots were of the hips going in, the top’s ass moving. Sort of okay shots of their holes, but really these aren’t what I’d call Grade A porn stars. Their looks certainly didn’t make me think Skateboarders, or Twinks.

The cum scenes are bad. One second nothing, then the guy’s chest is covered in milky cum. You really don’t get any good close ups, so if cum is your turn on, again stay clear of this video. There are some okay shots, but a couple looked faked to me. I mean you see the guy sort of cum, see it all over the guy, then all of a sudden from out of camera view, comes a gob of cum. It is so fast, you don’t know if it is cum, the guy spitting, or someone throwing some fake stuff onto the prone actor.

Kind of shit.

There was a couple of rim jobs too. Again, there really isn’t much to see other than a guy’s head in between another’s guy butt. I mean, you sort of get the idea of what is happening, but no good visuals.

There even was some shots where the camera panned from a nice good cock shot, to a blurred face. Like that really got me turned on. NOT.

Normally, even the crap movies, the wife is able to get off. This one was a real struggle, but he managed, sort of. Still, this was not even good for just grabbing your dick and jerking off. There are spots, but only if oral sex is the big turn on. Anything else, you going to be hard pressed to see, let alone get off on.

I rate this as a 2, only because the oral sex scenes were okay. The wife did manage to get off, so that sort of kept it from being a 1, or a zero.

I think, if you really want to watch a video, find a different one than this one, HERE.