Doggie Style

Reviewed by: Ian & David

Copyright © 2007 ? All Rights Reserved

Studio : Jet Set Men

To begin with, I would give this video a 5 out 5 for effort on attempting to actually have a story line, and better, for attempting to follow it throughout the video. That alone really impressed me about Doggie Style. It really had an attempt at being a movie, but let’s face it, Porn Stars are noted for their sexual abilities, not their acting one’s.

This movie is available in my movie theatre, #2.

Okay that out of the way, here goes what I thought of this movie, other than the fact it had a story line, which by the way was different.

There is the whole opening sequence, the sets it all up. Bit contrived, and not quite believable, but hey, possible. Still the opening scene is not quite what I expected, and I have to say, the stars certainly weren’t my idea of twinks.

Then too, I wouldn’t call this a twink flick. Maybe we should just call it a General Porn Video, instead of trying to figure out what genre it belongs to. Not like I can tell anyhow, but frankly I rather was unimpressed by the selected stars for this flick, with three exceptions.

The sex in scene #1 just wasn’t good. I mean they tried, but it was so staged, so over the top for me that I found myself looking for a book to read. I also bitched out the wife, asking him what kind of crap did he rent this time around. I had to eat those words later on, but not while watching this scene.

The photography was pitiful. More shoulders, ugly facial constrictions than cock or ass shots. The rim job was not what I’d like, which sort of made me think they were playing too much to the camera.

The sucking was not what I’d want the wife to do with my dick, that’s for sure. Hell at one point, if that had been me getting sucked, I’d have hauled off and smacked the other guy. Mind you if he had shown up at my door, I’d have told him wrong address.

The fuck shots were barely okay in my mind. Not a lot of close ups for my taste, and the noise the one guy made was just way too much. Hell, to be honest, his grunts and groans were so unreal, that it made me wonder if he even could feel the cock in his ass. And the guy doing the fucking was so emotionless, it really was not what I’d call entertaining.

I enjoyed how they wove the story line in at the end and beginning of each scene. It was all rather well done. I am going to go right to scene 3, because frankly Scene #2 was I think the best of them all.

I found the lead in to this episode the lamest of them all. It just didn’t click for me, and yet in many ways it was way better than the first scene. The cock visuals were much better, the fuck shots were way better as well. However, the scene just didn’t do much for me, partially because the music was too much, and just not suited for the scene itself.

Plus, I have to say that the acting wasn’t inspiring either. The dialogue was too contrived at the beginning, and just seemed too staged. The foreplay, something I am rather a nut for, was actually too much here. In fact, I would say that the foreplay in all the scenes was just too much, though this one and the last scene were worst than the other two.

Part of the problem is that they are dragging it out, to add running time for the movie I think. It simply didn’t work in this scene for me.

I was bored, and the ending of the scene was a bit too much. I didn’t care for the ending of it, and felt it took a bit from the actual story line. Again though, this is porn so the visuals of the sucking was actually good in this scene. Go Figure.

The fuck shots were okay, not what I’d call super but better than the first scene. The cum scenes weren’t spectacular, but again, better than the first scene. Bit more of it, and bit easier to recognize.

The ending aside, the lead in to the final scene got me a bit steamed. Being Gay, we are classed by the Religious Right as being perverts, being nothing but sex crazed perverts, and the analogy used to lead into scene 4 pissed me off actually. I just didn’t think it made Gays come off well, given the story line itself.

I suppose in one sense, it enabled the story to continue, to its climax, but I really hate it when company’s fall into that trap of portraying Gays as being nothing but sex machines.

Yes there are some sex pigs out there, but not as many as it seems society believes. I also think our values are a lot higher than what this particular lead in seemed to indicate.

Again, Scene #4 was okay. The visuals were good actually, despite some of the grunts and groans. The sucking was good, and some really decent visuals of the cocks was nice to see. Same goes for the fuck action shown.

You actually got to see some good penetration, close up. And that is what porn should do. Second weakest part of this scene is the cum shots. The one was a bit weak, barely noticeable, while the other was not bad. There was some good close ups for a change, so that sort of bumped it up from being the worst part of the scene.

The worst, was the whole scene. It took too long, again seeming to simply add runtime to the video itself. It just wasn’t as natural as real foreplay is. The actors had some different expressions, that uh, well, seemed too staged.

In fact it is rather annoying and it seemed in this particular video, they were concentrating on showing those expressions. I just found it comical at times, annoying at other times. Just not what I’d call good acting skills, but then, who rents porn for acting?

Still, Scene #4 was too long, and boring.

Now, Scene #2. I liked this one, because the action was different, and it fit the whole story line to a tee. The betrayal, the disgust was there, as was the sex. I mean it really had it all. Good rimming to begin with, in comparison to scene #1.

The visuals for this scene was much better, in many aspects. Not great in some, but out of the four, it was better simply because this scene had 4 participants. Two watchers, and two performers.

The plot here is thin, but it’s the action you want, and this scene does deliver that. It was a bit boring, as it seems they really did try to stuff the video with added time. Sorry, but I think that detracts from what quality there is. Now maybe it is also because one of the more popular pay per view feature is that you can simply rent a scene, rather than the entire video. Whatever the reason, I am not a fan of it.

The fucking shots were perhaps the best in the scene. Again a lot of cuts to facial shots, that normally I would like. In this video, I could have done without 80% of them. The actors just couldn’t pull it off, not for my taste.

The two watchers were rather out of place, and on the sidelines a lot. One was rather cute, the other a muscle type dude. Not what you would expect. Still, the camera work to them was okay, but again way too much face stuff. The cute guy was a bit dull, actually, as was the muscle guy.

The action of the other two more or less made up for it. Some good fucking, good sucking too. Nice shots on all scores here, except for the cum scenes. There are four of them, and it was also different. The watchers cum before the two doing it. Now that might seem out of place, but if you think about it, it fits. Those watching are more apt to cum before the one’s they are watching.

Their departure was a bit stiff, disjointed but hell it is porn.

Overall, because of the story line, this flick was rather enjoyable to watch. It allowed me to ignore the really bad stuff, and there was some. The overall photography just wasn’t what I’d say stellar. I think in porn, the visuals are what truly counts. They should get you horny, get you hard, and get you off.

Scene #2 was one of those. The other scenes were just too long, and Scene #1 could have been written right out without any loss, as far as I am concerned. Still, I would rate this video a 4 out of 5.

I know, it shocks me too. Still it isn’t bad, and they did make a good effort with the story line. It worked for me, so I guess that maybe got it a higher rating, than if it didn’t have one.

This movie is available in my Pay Per View #2 theatre. Before you CLICK HERE to go rent this video, I would like to say that the prices for these rentals just seems too much. Whether you choose to just rent a scene for two hours, or longer, or the full video. I simply do not understand these Pay Per View Companies anymore.

The whole concept was to make it not just easy for you to rent a gay flick, but to avoid the hassles the video stores have created. Such as late fees, or having to go behind some stupid curtain, or be seen going into one of those X Rated one’s. That was the purpose for PPV, and to give people a real selection of titles.

Price was also a factor. I mean they started out being very reasonable, not really much more expensive than going to the video store or for pay per view on television. Even our PPV on the boob tube is up to $10 a crack, yet the video store is $6. Go figure, but I suppose partially the higher price is for convenience.

Yet as I look at the prices the PPV companies are charging, it just seems wrong to me. Now I make money by you renting from me, but you know, don’t go for the 5 day options, the month features, because frankly, they are charging too much. Hell, even the 24 hour rental seems to be too much.

If I rent from a video store, then the store is at risk of me not returning it, and they don’t have ten or twenty copies for other people to rent. So it would stand to reason that their price would be higher, yet they aren’t. Television Cable and these PPV outfits are sending you a digital signal. Thousands can rent it without them having to pay one extra red cent. They don’t stand to lose any sales for out of stock or already rented product. It is ALWAYS THERE, ALWAYS AVAILABLE.

So the price rather pisses me off. Still, it is your money and your choice. I liked the movie, if you want to rent it HERE, great I’ll make a few bucks. But if you want to check out your video outlet, hey, a buck saved is a buck saved. Go For It.