Never counted, but there has to be a ton of different words, or phrases, for this natural, and simple act of sexual gratification.
I mean really, bet you know more than ten other words for Masturbation.
Here are some of my Favorite Words: Beat It (now why is that suddenly making me think of Michael Jackson?) Jack Off, Jerk Off, Burbing the Worm (huh?), bust a nut (why only one? aren’t you busting them both, or do they take turns? ), do it yourself, wanking, cleaning the rifle (guess that is for those with long cocks? ) hand job, and well, a hundred, or so more.
Did You Know That back in the 1700′s Medical Science of the time, considered masturbation a disease?
Did You Know That to help correct that condition, pants for young men were designed to prevent their hands from touching their genitals, while in the pocket?
Did You Know That the Catholic Church believes Masturbation is reserved only for Married Couples, and NO ONE ELSE?
Did You Know That today, medical science believes that frequent masturbation helps relieve stress and depression? Now there is good excuse to use if you are caught jacking off. “Just getting in a good mood” or “Getting rid of my pent up hostility.”
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