College Invasion Males
Reviewed by: Ian & David
Copyright © 2007 ? All Rights Reserved
Studio : Shane’s World
Starring : Tommy D Caleb Carter Boston Seth Evans Trevor Knight Christian Owen
Well the wife didn’t choose a ‘bareback’ film this time, which is good, but then again maybe not so good. I mean this was definitely a different porn video for me to watch.
It actually had a plot, which naturally they managed to side track with I don’t know, I guess you could call it artsy fartsy crap. Problem is, the added crap, at least one of the two, were actually better than anything else in the video.
The premise is that these guys, supposed college guys, get together and throw a party. Booze is flowing, and sex of course. The whole video is about some moron screaming in a megaphone, then you cut to some sex in the main party room, then they go off to a side bedroom to fuck.
Now the beginning is rather good. A beer keg rolling down, and it was good enough to get the appetite going. Then there is some jerking around in what is obviously a motel room. Some tepid sex but it is more about horseplay than sex, least this part is.
It moved on to the then supposed ‘party’ that again seems to be in some motel suite, rather than say a dorm or whatever. Maybe its in an apartment, who knows or cares, but I can tell you if I lived or was staying there, I’d have the cops there in like 2 minutes. I mean come on, coming in yelling, hooting, hollering, screaming, and then also into a megaphone? I DON’T THINK SO.
There is a bunch of guys standing around, then some yelling that really didn’t make much sense. Couple of Queens shouting, some people standing around, and then suddenly you have a guy sucking on another. Then wham off to the bedroom, to start fucking, after minimal foreplay.
Now here is my biggest bitch about Porn. IT IS BORING! Now I don’t know, but if you are paying say $8 to have this video streamed to your computer for 48 hours, well unless you are real desperate to see sex, it is a total waste of money.
Not only is most Porn boring, but the important details are covered up, or hidden. Like if you really want to see a cock, see the balls dangling, or see the ass spread apart to expose the pink little hole, then that is what the video should be showing. This one does show some of it, though in all honesty, NOT ENOUGH.
Okay, maybe watching guys humping is enough for you, but when it shows the same hands, the same thighs, the same head or hair, and you barely get a glimpse of the cock, well I don’t know, just doesn’t seem worth paying the cash for. Seems rather boring, as well as annoying.
Yes, there are some good shots, but rare. Most of this is loud screaming, then sudden quiet and a contest to see who can hide their cocks better. Hell even the pubes were hidden in some shots, and all you got to see were knuckles. Like that is going to get me horny?
The other thing is that if you sneak off from a room full of yelling screaming drunks, I don’t care what room you go to, you are going to hear that party. You do hear it as they get in, then uh, you can suddenly hear a pin drop, as the background noise is magically gone. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t want to listen to those screaming voices, but I hate it when you have a concept, then ignore it at the crucial moments.
There are moments, when the video works. Only in that you see some okay shots of fucking, a few okay shots of sucking dick, but not a hell of a lot. The cum shots are weak at best, and they just don’t really give you a chance to enjoy them, before the screaming starts again.
Now the difference is that the video cuts out halfway to a supposed ‘blind date’ scenario. The first one was rather good actually and the sex visuals were a damn site better. The wife was close on this one, but opted to wait for more. Unfortunately this first ‘blind date’ was the only redeeming quality of the entire video.
Poor wifey, didn’t get to cum.
I liked the ‘blind date’ format, the dialogue, the humor even, and the sex while a bit too long, was good. The camera captured it nicely, and there was some good angles, and you did get to see cock, ass, and that makes for good porn.
However, the second episode was lack lustre. The actors were not good, and the set up was not like the first. It was devoid of any real set up, any real humor too. It was just too rehearsed, too obvious. Then too, the actors chosen were not what I would call stellar or attractive either. The by-play was just not there, and I found it rather catty.
The sex was pitiful. It totally lacked the clarity seen in the first episode, and it didn’t turn me on. I noticed too, the wife went a bit limp watching it, and that is not a good sign.
Now, you can watch College Invasion Males HERE. It is available by the scene, you will have to use your Pay Per Minute package to do that, or you can rent the video to stream to your computer, and you get 48 hours to enjoy it. Or you can download it for 7 or 30 days of viewing.
However, I really don’t think you will want to see it more than once, and even that might be pushing my luck. I mean I do get a commission, so bottom line, PASS.
In looking at the scenes, I think Scene 3 is the first episode of the ‘blind date’ but I am not sure. So don’t get mad if you rent that and find out it isn’t. They don’t really give you much to go on, when discussing the scenes available.
